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Paleo is the Scientology of Diets

Published on June 6th, 2014 | by SixPackAbs.com

I was close to landing an interview with Tom Cruise, but then he bailed. And so I am now free to say that Scientology is stupid. People make fun of the space alien aspect of it, [&hellip... Read More


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An Open Letter to Haters

Published on June 5th, 2014 | by SixPackAbs.com

I am a coward. I will not engage in debate with you, and this means I am a coward. You go on thinking that, because it’s going to make you feel a lot better than the [&hellip... Read More


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7 Things Men Do That Turn Women Off

Published on June 4th, 2014 | by SixPackAbs.com

Men’s Rights Activists have invented a new part of the male anatomy. It’s called a “mangina,” and apparently you grow one any time you show respect for women. Fine then. Want permission to access a vagina? [&hellip... Read More


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How “Normal” is Your Heart?

Published on May 29th, 2014 | by SixPackAbs.com

His name was Brian, and he died of AIDS. He was my friend. I watched HBO’s The Normal Heart last night, and aside from the glee I achieved from watching “Sheldon Cooper” of The Big Bang [&hellip... Read More


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Worst. Story. Ever.

Published on May 28th, 2014 | by SixPackAbs.com

Have you ever had one of those things happen where you said to yourself afterwards, “Yeah, I’m never going to tell anyone about that.” This is that story. I had intended to take it to my [&hellip... Read More


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What Does it Mean to Be a Man?

Published on May 26th, 2014 | by SixPackAbs.com

Grow a beard. Drive a truck. Kill something. Eat it. Wash down with beer. Screw hot chicks. Wait. Let’s try that again. Care for the planet. Be kind and gentlemanly. Dress for success. Be hygienic. Be [&hellip... Read More


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The Myth of the Alpha Male

Published on May 25th, 2014 | by SixPackAbs.com

Something terrible happened. I’m always worried writing about this stuff. Will you think I’m fishing for clicks? Whether it’s about the Boston Marathon bombing, body shaming or equal rights, I’ve written about all of it and [&hellip... Read More


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